United To Meet The Challenges Of Tomorrow

This is the front of the shirt which is further described below.

Physical Description: Top left has a rectangle in a portrait alignment colored with 3 different hues of blue, with clear lines separating the blues from each other. The top portion logically ends up representing a sky when placed in context with the rest of the shirt. The middle blue portion is a slightly darker blue and forms a skyline of buildings, if the previously mentioned sky meaning is to be believed. Probably commercial because of their height and variety of structures. The bottom row has a lot of carrots and one skinny rectangle that is probably meant to signify a fireplace. This speaks to residential housing. The total clarity of the bottom row is obscured by a curve from a large, slightly formal "U". The rest of the drawing covers up the portions of the curve of the "U" that could have possibly overpowered it. After the "U" there starts a parade of more traditional lettering. "nited" "To Meet The" "Challenges Of" "Tomorrow" completes the shirt.

Donor Phoof continues his tradition of providing me with shirts that are mainly blue and have an important "U" on them somewhere with this shirt. Upon presenting me with the shirt he said that "I don't know who is united, or what the challenges of tomorrow are."

Neither do I. Anyone who has information is asked to provide it before the next day cometh.

This is a rare shirt in which I think I might actually believe in what it is saying, instead of wearing it because I am cheap. The general assertion made is one I hope we all can agree on. Maybe one day, hopefully today, we will unite. I know now that this will not happen.

Idealism alone gets nothing done. Hard work will, if only it is exerted in the right direction. Right now, this shirt gives us no direction. Until it does, we will be uselessly united.

The world would be a better place if we did all come together to meet the challenges of tomorrow, today. Indeed, tomorrow would have been even brighter if we had met the challenges of today, yesterday.

Information

Shirt Facts

Acquisition Date: Fall 2000
Color: White
Design Presentation: Print
Donor: Phoof
Freedom Quotient: 1.10
Method of Delivery: In Person
Size: L
Sleeved: Short
Uniquity: Charitable Origin

Fun Statistic

This time tomorrow is this many days away: 1