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La-Z-Boy National Recline-a-Thon
Physical Description: The elements of the design are present on both the front and back of the shirt, however they are arranged differently on each side. The parts include "LA-Z-BOY" and a registered trademark symbol clear on a field of blue, "National" in blue on a field of yellow, "RECLINE" and "THON" in red on clear being interrupted by "-a-" in red inside of a yellow circle (wherein the dashes are dots), a short red line, and finally a blue filed that has an abstraction of a recliner inside of it. The abstraction is formed by three curvy clear lines on top and right, quite a slight northwest to southeast diagonal clear line on the left, an even more gentle diagonal clear line on the bottom, and a perky red line in the middle.

The front design is small and in the normal spot above the left breast. Start from the top left with the red line. Next to right from a half-point is the abstract chair, which is a bit taller than the red line and the next couple of lines. The two lines after the top red line are the "La-Z-Boy" and "National". The "RECLINE-a-THON" sting is presented undisrupted and horizontally.

The back design introduces one new element; a blue border gets interrupted in the corner by the "-a-". The back's design itself is large and vertical. The chair abstraction is followed from top to bottom with the red line, "La-Z-Boy", "National", and "RECLINE-a-THON".

La-Z-Boy finally decided to have something other than a Moonlight Madness Sale. I think one thing I did appreciate about the Moonlight Madness Sale shirts in comparison to this national RECLINE-a-THON is that the Moonlight Madness had a distinct look to it. A look that said, "We want your god damn money and do not care how stupid we look while trying to get it". Some readers may know the same look from previous trips to a local bar. The look that is reputed to make you go "la-la-la-la-la". The national RECLINE-a-THON is just another pedestrian logo from La-Z-Boy. Although, I suppose that would be the better compliment to the brand image that I think La-Z-Boy wants to promote.

I feel that one of the main problems with the advertising La-Z-Boy and other firms commission is the classic trap of considering customers only in terms of bargain-crazed customers who will shop only when provoked by yet another meaningless sale. At the local La-Z-Boy that I drive past most days it seems that there is a perpetual sale that changes names like I could change free shirts. This probably does bring in the person who suddenly is looking for furniture, but what about us paying any sort of attention? I am sure that we would still give La-Z-Boy a try against our better instincts of shopping at places that insult us. Yet, we still want to sit down. We continue to shop, so no wonder we put up such insulting behavior on the part of firms fighting for market share.

Market share, though, is important considering the flooding of the industry with foreign competition. As with nearly everything else in America, the consumers' unwillingness to spend on American goods, many American companies willingness to outsource, and government's unwillingness to close market without substantial political pressure. So if insulting advertising gets the people in the stores, I suppose that is a small price to pay. Especially since I have not been in the market to buy furniture like Haley. Sadly, the way it is going people will not be able to continue buying as much furniture as they have been. The less money people have, the less they spend and the less other companies are supported.

As far as I am able to discern, in most cases, the national RECLINE-a-THON is just another name for a sale at La-Z-Boy stores. I did find one link on a trade website that suggests that at least in Phoenix, Arizona, there was some sort of thoning. The article speaks of people gathering pledges and teams that "rock and recline" in La-Z-Boy recliners. How charitable of them to brand their name over the entire proceeding!


Information
Shirt Facts
Acquisition Date: November 14, 2005
Color: White
Design Presentation: Print
Donor: Mac
Freedom Quotient: 1.10
Method of Delivery: Left Behind
Size: XXL
Sleeved: Short
Uniquity: Worker's Collection
Fun Statistic
The highest possible duty on Chinese furniture imposed by the United States: 198.08%, although few pay that high.
Related Links
» La-Z-Boy
» FurnitureToday article on how a RECLINE-a-THON helped out a Phoenix Area Hospital (registration required, and it is honestly not worth it for how short the ad piece is.)
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